Who did Billy Mays play for?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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