singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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