My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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