ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
