I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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