I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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