just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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