her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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