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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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