I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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