How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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