am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
