what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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