So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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