Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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