But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
4 words: hood of his car
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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