arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
and i looked up. we had an audience...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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