in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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