Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
ttyl tear gas
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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