if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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