How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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