Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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