The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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