He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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