we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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