and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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