Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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