census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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