am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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