brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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