Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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