I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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