her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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