i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
FUCK WHALES
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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