i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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