im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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