Slut skills are useful in every country.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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