OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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