Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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