I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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