I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So much rum. So many feels.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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