did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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