Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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