I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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