Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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