As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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