Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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