More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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