so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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