I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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