There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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