I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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