OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I need moral support for this bender
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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