i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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